puptowngirl:

*swallows unlit cigarette* it’s a metaphor

(via stylesfarts)

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striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

(via tyleroakley)

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sosa-parks:

During sex she said “deeper” so I rolled over and started reading her poetry

(via stylesfarts)

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dredsina:


askayallqu:

Isn’t this that daft punk song

work it regular make it softer do it harder makes us porridge

dredsina:

askayallqu:

Isn’t this that daft punk song

work it regular make it softer do it harder makes us porridge

(via stylesfarts)

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charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

(Source: charmancler, via hate)

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oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

(via hotboyproblems)

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